I could love you so easily.

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carrioncider
telltaletypist

i had a brief period as a teen where i was somewhat fascinated with serial killers but i fell off it when i realized that the closer you look at them the clearer it is that they’re actually very boring people who just really hated women and minorities

speedwagons-glorious-mane

I think the way serial killers are portrayed in the media plays a role in this, they portray these people as so mysterious and intelligent with complex motivations when in real life serial killers are literally just like “my peepee doesn’t work and it makes me mad so i kill people 😠”

carrioncider
magicalmanhattanproject

phil did nothing wrong with how he's raising chayanne btw. it's not his fault that he's a single parent to two eggs, one of whom is a warrior who loves to fight and one of whom is a kind soul afflicted by the lag monster who isn't even his own child but his son's child who he promised to protect while his son couldn't. it's not his fault that he's constantly attacked by outside forces every time he steps outside his home. it's not his fault that the egg quests are fundamentally dangerous and terrifying and trying to kill his children.

yes, chayanne has a savior complex and yes it's bad for him but phil is aware of it and tries to talk him out of it every chance he gets. yes, chayanne spends a lot more time locked up in his safehouse than a lot of other eggs, but phil took him out adventuring a lot more before the binary monster started showing up every time phil logged on.

sometimes kids end up raised in situations that fuck them up and it's not because their parents are doing anything wrong. phil is doing the best he can in a bad situation where he only has bad options available to him. he loves his kids so much and he's trying so hard to do right by them and it's not going to be enough because the island wants those kids dead

rebornrosess
rebornrosess

how to be a human being by glass animals is so insane like imagine just making up 11 original characters, each with detailed backstories and interests and personalities, all based on people you’ve actually met around the world combined with your own experiences, then actually casting models to pose as those characters you have created and reenact the stories you’ve written to connect in an overarching narrative narrated by more than 11 characters in a world that has a uniquely defined aesthetic and lore illustrated on the tumblr page dedicated to it. also the album cover has like four variants and its trim is an actual collage made of tiny squares with some relating to symbols from certain songs. also there’s an interlude cut from a 7 minute long rant about capitalism because why not. also agnes is an endless loop on vinyl to remind you life continues after death because at the end of the day we are all made up of the sum of our experiences and how we define those experiences, and we exist in everyone and everything around us for better and for worse but that is the human experience and it is a scary but universal thing. i need to put glass animals in a petrie dish and study them under a microscope.

capnsaltsquid
capnsaltsquid

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For those who thought Luz should have held onto the power after she defeated Belos, let me offer a passage from The Wee Free Men by Terry Pratchet, as young witch Tiffany Aching faces down the Queen of the Elves in a confilict similar to Luz's:

"The secret is not to dream," she whispered. "The secret is to wake up. Waking up is harder. I have woken up and I am real. I know where I come from and where I'm going. You cannot fool me anymore. Or touch me. Or anything that is mine."
I'll never be like this again, she thought, as she saw the terror in the Queen's face. I'll never again feel as tall as the sky and as old as the hills and as strong as the sea. I've been given something for a while, and the price of it is that I have to give it back
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And the reward is giving it back, too. No human could live like this.

... One of the biggest differences between Luz and Belos is that she took only what was offered, and returned it to its rightful owner when she no longer needed it.