I could love you so easily.

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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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darcyolsson

i could never be american because whenever I get a big drink I'm like oh great now I have to drink this big drink. i have to take care of this big drink they gave me. everything is terrible in the world

darcyolsson

too many upset americans in the notes of this post. why don't you come over and take care of that big ass drink for me then. why don't you carry it around for me. you must've built up a lot of muscle dragging those drinks around every day. why don't you help me drink it since you're oh so experienced at drinking big drinks. two straws. one cup. why don't you tenderly look into my eyes over the styrofoam rim. we could share a moment and a drink together, feel the intimacy of experiencing the same thing at the same time. at the end of the day my opinion on big drinks will have shifted. it's not the sugar on my lips that changed my mind. i love you but I'll never say. you mistake my fear for indifference and we break each other's hearts. I'm resentful towards big drinks again but it's for a far more complicated reason than just my being European. not that anyone would ever notice the difference. well, except for you, I suppose. funny to think that the only person who knows that about me is a complete stranger. who said that

grimeclown

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You should read the rest of the post

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onenicebugperday

@totallyllatot submitted: We found this buddy in a mostly Doug fir Forest in southern Washington state, near the Columbia Gorge. My insect field guide made us think an Asian long-horned beetle (very distinctive white and black stripes on the antenna), which would be invasive in my area and we should probably report seeing him. Thoughts?

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Asian longhorned beetles are luckily not found in your area yet. So far they've only been found in the eastern US. Insect guides are more helpful if they're very local to where you live. Lots of longhorn beetles have stripey antennae, so it's not a great indicator for species. Your friend here is a white-spotted sawyer beetle, which is native :)

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